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bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Boner

when a mans penis erects

Last night i got a boner gave it a tug and cummed

by Bobtheboner November 1, 2009

164πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

by Kyle Marx April 29, 2006

2284πŸ‘ 1813πŸ‘Ž


Boner

Something a guy gets when he sees a hot girl

I got a boner.

by noahmoneykiller May 11, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Boner

A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

by AlexThePie May 2, 2021

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Boner

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

by CEO of Screaming April 27, 2020

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž