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Borging-out is the act of going home early, not coming out, or in any way shape or form not participating in a good time when your friends have a good idea, or something fun to do, especially on a weekend, or when you just left your house to come out, then you leave early.
Joe-"Hey Borg were going to the restaurant with some girls tonight were gonna dip out from the mcvey spot in 10 are you down?"
Kevin - "Nahh bro I just wanna go home, even though i just got up from a four hour nap and I dont have class until 2 oclock tomorrow and its only 9 oclock at night right now I think im just gonna go home."
Joe- "Wow way to Borg-out."
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Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.
"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*
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Wardo's borg juice is a borg made with cherry vodka, 7-up, grenadine, and lime juice. Tastes absolutely delicious and will get you fucked up. Usually drunken with 2-8 people.
Frank: yo, have you tried wardo's borg juice
Peggy: yea, the borg was amazing and I'm lowkey buzzin
A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.
Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"
A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."
Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."
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See KRAAAG!!!
That, only a cyborg.
KRAAAG!!!borg: *Beep*KRAAAG!!!*Beep*
Anyone: Holy crap, it's a KRAAAG!!!borg! Get back in the car!
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