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People who beat box in public even though they suck ass.
John: Boom wub wub wub tktktk boom wub wub pff.
Frank: Dammit john your such a wannabeat boxer, practice that shit at home!
June 29th , 2011 . This day is noted in the Panic! At the Disco fan base as the day all came together , over all differences , for one thing . Brendon Urie stripping down to his underwear .
A Brendon Urie Sex Riot broke out as young girls ovaries exploded .
Early accounts of boxer gate included Brendon Singing with his shirt half open , humping bassist Dallon Weekes , hugging no shirt clad guitarist Ian Crawford , telling the crowd he would pay someone 1,000 dollars to light there feet on fire and fuck his girlfriend .
Boxer Gate will live on forever
Panic! Fan :Brendon Stripped to his underwear on boxer gate . He should have stripped to his skinnies
Claim to fan : STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT , GET OVER IT
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When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.
Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.
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Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.
Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.
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when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on
Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??
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A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
Boxer girls female boxers are the most attractive, passionate, and strong girls you will ever meet. They are the only girls who can make a broken nose and a knockout look flattering. If you ever find one, keep her and don’t get on her bad side. She’s not afraid to throw a punch.
boy #1: “dudeee did you see that new girl? she’s so attractive and strong.”
boy #2: “yo she’s a boxer girl, so badass.”