boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

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boyfriend

someone to annoy, fuck, and get presents from

umm... boyfriends are good to have when you're bored

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boyfriend

Something most girls claim to want, and complain about when they have one.

Every girl wants a boyfriend, until they have one.

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boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

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boyfriend

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

my boyfriend likes apple.

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Boyfriend

The worst mistake you will ever make. They are an absolute waste of time because face it, he doesn't care.

What best friends should say: You don't need a boyfriend! They're not worth it.

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boyfriend

are people that say they love you and then break your heart into a million pieces.

boy- ily
girl-ily soo much your an amazing boyfriend
5 minutes later
boy - im sorry it isnt working
girl- tears start rolling down her face

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