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A douchebag. Cross reference.
#douchebag
Hes such a baller-on-a-budget!! He told us that he had a great job in the city but he actually waits tables downtown? I mean, why lie? #baller-on-a-budget
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A woman or man who ties to act as if they are rich and classy, but actually are broke and ratchet.
She went to get her hair done and she thought it was so good, but you know she is a budget boujee!
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polite way of saying "bunch of cunts", particularly suited for use in an office environment
I was having lunch with the finance department today and realised what budget cuts they all are
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The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.
"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"
"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"
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"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.
"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."
I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.
I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!
for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..
Stephanie's broke ass spent the night bitching about goin over her text budget.. Lame
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a budget in which one only spends money on things that have 4 letters; especially food, weed and beer.
"Nahh man, I can't go to the movies with you, I'm on a 4 letter budget."
"Oh, okay, well lets go grab a beer then."
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