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Building a gash PC, telling everyone it's dope, slowly coming to the realization that you've made a terrible mistake, slowly replacing every component until it's good.
Hey Chris, it's another crilly build
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when two people who work out together become a single entity, and will not work out seperately.
steve won't come to the gym today, his buddy building partner is sick.
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Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.
The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.
Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.
Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.
(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
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A common phrase used by anyone who likes Donald Trump
Teachers and Hillary lovers hate it when u say it.
A Trump lover said when they saw him on TV " Build the Wall".
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Is a dude a chic "puts together", in order to make him appear more than he is. She creates an image of a man who does everything for her. When in fact he hasn't added anything of value to the relationship. Typically this man will have no job or real life skills. More than likely he has some kind of record that "prevents" him from getting a job. This perpetuates the "trap" or "hustler" fantasy they both collectively invision. Everything this man supposedly has is a direct result of being with this woman. For example his car is really hers or in her name.
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To put a layer of toilet paper on the seat before dropping a duece.
Alright, so I'm at this baseball game and I have to take a hardcore shit, and I go in the bathroom and it's full to the brim. I get in line for the shitter, and I wait for what seems like hours. The guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes in there and I hear him build a nest. I'm like "what the fuck are you doing, you loony piece of shit?" and he's all like "yeah, whatever."
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To do the number two...bathroom-wise
"Man burritos always makes me have to build a bear, a big fucking bear."
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