Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.

My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.

toking on a number

Smoking marijuana, toking on a joint

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio

Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

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bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.

Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.

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Sauce Numbers

Chinese cartoon porn map

Me:sauce numbers plz
Person:177013
Me:Son of a bitch!!

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Number 1

To pee

I drank way too much soda, I need to go number 1.

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Number 11

A very bad word emphasized on an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" where Spongebob learns a nasty word, presumably the word fuck or shit, or bitch. And cause a fuckload of disturbances around the Krusty Krab. The Number 11 is a very naughty word and whoever says it gets snitched on. Number 11 is the word: "Fuck".

Jim: Fuck! I forgot to save!

Michael: OOOO, you said number 11! I'm telling mooommm.

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