The earthly form of heaven itself. Where the boof grows taller then ever and 4ft Asians rule the land.
Ava: so we heisting on Friday?
Bryant: oh shit, to cades apartment? Hell ya
Jonah: only if sabryna comes 😩
Cade: I’ve got that covered (filled up the bong)
All: womp the bong
Johnathon Andrew Cade is one of the nicest Greasers in the book Outsiders. He’s such a sweetheart and I bet you’ll fall in love with him in grade 7. He is so cute and kind. He totally deserved better :(
Person 1: he is soo sweet
Person 2: yea he’s Johnny cade
the hottest human being on the earth.
‘Johnny Cade is truly the hottest person ever’
The act of consuming crickets whilst having anal sex with a female.
My girl got me an xbox one for my birthday, so you already know she’s getting The Dirty Cade tonight.
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cades cove is and awesome place with wonderfull wildlife and incredibla scenery. If there is one place in america that has not been touched by industry and bussiness corporations then cades cove is it. maybe the closest thing to heaven ive seen in my entire life.
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a real dickhead and fuckboy. don't be friends with him. even though he's a HOOOTIE don't fall for it. he'll probably just break your heart and go fuck some other girl. small dick, small heart. 2 inches ain't doing it hoe.
wow, cade just broke up with me for veronica
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Johnny Cade was a character from the book 'The Outsiders' written by S. E. Hinton. Johnny is married to a fourteen-year-old girl, and since he's sixteen, it's legal. His wife, Frances ™️, is still upset by the death of her burnt hubbie. Frances ™️ and Johnny were held together by their love of chicken nuggets.
(Please publish it, I'll be sad if you don't. I want to surprise my friend as she's been upset lately, you can delete it after 24 hours.)
Johnny Cade is ™️
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