Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.

Calum you simp

Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.