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The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
Person 1: Ya ma is ya da
Person 2: what?
Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
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Or Asshole Camera.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
FOOTBALL GAME
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
When some bastard puts loads of whipped cream on their hand and smacks you in the face, they usually record it.
Euan: I'll smack cam Billy tomorrow!
John: I'll film it and post it on Facebook!
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It's a camera..........for your afro
"check out my afro cam"
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Daddy Cam is the owner and leader of The Daddy Cam Store. He is the BEST in the world. His website is way better than Amazon. Amazon can go suck a dick. Go on ShopDaddyCam.Com now and see his fantastic merch.
OMG DADDY CAM IS THE FUCKING BEST
A wonderful word when you texting with a minor
Advy: how old?
Someone: 14
Advy: ¿tienes 14? Activa cam
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When the hole is that small you can’t fit your dick in
Awww man I did a cam frank last night