candy cane

its a fucking stick with peppermint stick that people suck.

"hey bro want a stick in your mouth"
"want a candy cane?"

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candy cane

The resulting pattern when a stripper is spinning on the pole and starts to have her period.

Pimp daddy butt nuggets licked the candy cane off the pole at the strip club.

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cane toad

Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.

Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.

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cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

Justine Cane

Maturity and practicality runs on his mind. He rarely shows his sentiments and feelings towards the person. He speaks with his mind alone but tries to express through his actions. He is rare, warmhearted and cool individual. He may not show his love openly, but he definitely loves you. Justine Cane is my other soul.

Justine Cane shares the strings of fate with Rogelyn.

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

Cane Water

Saving up cum for years.

How long have you had your cane water for?