Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

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Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

Boom Canoe

The act of one partner emitting flatulence of such menacing force, that the other partner's instrument is rocketed from the anus at a velocity that creates a comical popping noise similar to that of a cartoon bubble bursting.

"Hey man! Did you hear that Steph gave Kyle a Boom Canoe?"

"Yeah man the dirty bubble strikes again."

Cano Blues

When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.

Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"

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natanael cano

Natanael cano is a trapper and rapper from mexico he star whit “corridos tumbados” and after with trap actually his most streamed song is “Arriba”

Natanael cano song santal 33 is great

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deep canoe

A large vagina, typically with a smaller than average clit.

I tried getting her off but she had a deep canoe.

Mohagany Canoe

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.