carbon fiber

Carbon fiber is an expensvie and near pointless upgrade that most kids living in thier parents basement add to their honda civics. (you know who you are)

Ricer: Hey man, I just got my new carbon fiber hood!

Non-retard: Really? Thats awesome, maybe next time you could actually spend money on making your car faster.

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carbon fingerprint

A term used to place blame for global warming on an individual or group.

1) "President Bush's carbon fingerprints were all over that energy bill".

2) "The lights were left on again and Barrett's carbon fingerprints were all over the switches".

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carbon con

n. 2007, chiefly British
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.

The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT

Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009

The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT

When will the media report the Kyoto carbon con?

Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.

To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.

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carbon monoxide

A molecule consisting of one carbon and one oxygen atom. Commonly produced when a flame does not have enough oxygen to combust completely.

I could really smell the carbon monoxide coming off that smothered candle

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Carbon Guilt

A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.

Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.

A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"

B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."

A: "Ok."

/Kills themselves

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Carbon Boy

a tag given to a boy if they have really dark skin
as having a lo of carbon in your body makes you dark...

boy 1: Blud, have you seen Nin, hes so dark!
boy 2: yeah fam, hes a carbon boy

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carbon unit

A low-grade worker; a peon. A dumb person doing a dumb job, often in retail, food service, or warehousing.

"I'll get a couple of carbon units to come round tonight and take that junk away."

"One of the carbon units in Goods Inwards tripped over a cable and smashed his arm. "

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