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wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!
commence the carrier bag panting!!!
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The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
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To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.
Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?
When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
That carrier landing gave me whiplash.
Storrycarrier tells secrets and lies
OMG did you hear barney is a storeycarrier I wouldn’t trust that fat shit story carrier