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Using any form of social media to spread stupidity to as many ignorant and gullible people as possible.
I'm so tired of liberal elites blab casting their bullshit to their idiot fans.
A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.
GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!
When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
Half cast is term used majorly in the U.K. Half cast is to be mixed race mainly meaning half black/white people. This term (shoot me if i'm wrong) orginates from a poem written about a mixed race child whom was not quite an outcast from soiciety but was half cast. intresting stuff.
"my mums white and my dad's black, i'm mixed raced dont call me half casted bitch"
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Throwing bottle caps down someones shirt. Usually a female showing cleavage.
I was ball casting Melanie with bottle caps.
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when you crap and flush and still after the third time its still floating around ..its called a castaway
i better make sure there arent any castaways before jim goes in there! Id be so embarrassed!!!!!!
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A party where all the participants hold a bottle of alcohol (Mad Dog, Jack Daniels, Tequila,...) in their hand and then wrap it in tape - so much tape that it looks like their hand and wrist look like they are wearing a cast. White tape - especially white Hockey tape - is the best to use. It holds tight when wet, and really looks like a cast when enough is applied.
Once the "cast" has been applied, the bottle is opened, and the cap is thrown away. The bottle can only be removed when it has been emptied. By the time that happens, doing a "high five" with someone else (using their cast hand) is typically the method of celebration. Cut and sliced hands are not uncommon - but you're so wasted it doesn't matter!
Note: If you are a "pro" you can cast BOTH hands! This brings in certain factors. Most immediate is recruiting someone when you have to pee. Usually this is your girlfriend, though anyone of the opposite sex will do. This can start - or end - a relationship. This is a remarkably good icebreaker, especially if she is also wasted!
I was so wasted last weekend. I went to a casting party and woke up with broken glass in my hands.
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