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A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.
Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."
A place where people only work out their chest area.
It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.
instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."
(skanks run to the middle and laugh)
anon: skanks in the center!!
Located in Gaithersburg, MD. Once the best place to meet and hookup with chicks. Unfortunately ghetto people and middle schoolers have taken over. Unless you're in the mood for some Friedchickenisha or a 12 year old girl you gotta go else where to get some digits. The increase amount of security has also made this old gold mine less attractive.
20 year old: Back when I was 16 I'd go to rio with all my buds, meet a girl and take her behind the bushes across the lake and slide into 3rd base every Friday and Saturday at the Washingtonian Center.
16 year old: Man I wish I could of experienced that. I went there last night and it was just a sausage fest with the occasional ghetto girl. I don't think I'll ever get some pootang there.
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Center, Nebraska, the best damn town in the whole state of Nebraska, where the real men come from. only a few other towns are known to match Center's level of greatness, or an island for that matter, Prince Edward Island, and maybe a few other places.
dude that guys from Center, Nebraska
What? oh shit don't mess with him man
I know lets get the fuck out of here
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A very expensive place where fires and horses run wild. Small, po-dunk town that coined the phrase 'Country Living'.
I drove 40 miles north of San Diego and wound up in Valley Center.
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1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon
2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.
1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent
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