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Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin
Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo
Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!
A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.
Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
A well-known snitch.
D'angelo Russell is a certified snitch.
This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!
Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)