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The moment a baby touches your hand from inside the womb while having sex’s.
(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)
As stated by Mike Cannon during a comedy skit on TikTok.
“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”
Like a quarter of the people have allegations, pretty much everyone has anxiety and or depression, a good number of us are autistic, a fair deal of us have never used deodorant and they're worried about maintaining a reputation goodbye
“Hey look at those Chapel Hill kids”
“You mean those sped theater kids?”
She is the nicest and smartest girl you will ever meet! She is beautiful and she will never tell your secrets to anyone. She is kind hearted and puts others in front of her. She is beautiful and she knows it! She loves life and all of her friends and family! She is a very loyal girl and she is crazy but in a good way!
Chapelle is beautiful!
involves 5 girls one beer funnel, and 5 bottles of some hard alcohol, doesnt matter what kind (3 full 2 empty), alcohol is dumped into the funnel into the first girl, any hole, then they move the funnel on to the next girl and so on, at the end the remaining alcohol is funneled into the empty bottle and then enjoyed by the 5 girls and the shephard.
your mom last night did this thing with all of her friends called the shepards chapel!
wow!
Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
A melodious tune box worthy of worship.
Becky's Queef Chapel sounded like the harmonica from Blues Traveler when I was pounding it with my Womb Wrecker last night.
Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺
Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot