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A type of recreational drug, much stronger than all the other drugs combined.
A: What happened to Johnny?
B: He tried some of that whack Charlie Sheen and died from a melted face.
A: Damn, that sucks, how's his family coping?
B: His children were weeping over his exploded body.
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you really need an example for Charlie Sheen?
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someone who is loving life and freaking out because they have an unstoppable urge to party and freak out on national tv
ABC ANCHOR: charlie have you been on any drugs or are you on any drugs in the past month?
Charlie Sheen: "im on the greatest drug you can be on, charlie sheen, you just go nuts when your on it"
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Slang term for cocaine, strippers, and winning with the blood of large African cats.
Billy snorted a pound of Charlie Sheen. He wasn't I'n the presence of strippers, and didn't have animal blood, so he died.
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A drug, which if you take your face will melt and your eyeballs will fall out
No, I'm on Charlie Sheen except instead of my face my career is burning off
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A drug so powerful if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Mr Tassleberry: I have some bad news. Rick from accounting passed away this weekend.
Cubicle Workers: Gasp!
Mr Tassleberry: Toxicology reports show an overdose of Charlie Sheen.
Stew from shipping (crying): Was it subtle?
Mr Tassleberry: No, Stew, his face melted off and he exploded.
Everyone at once: Sick! Gross! Oh my god! Jesus, No! No! Nooooooo!
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The most horrible drug known to man. First time users have been known to experience Face melting and death. As the use of Charlie Sheen rises so does the level of droopy-eyed, armless children which to this day is still a phenomenon among the world's top researchers.
Hey man... John just died... yeah he tried some Charlie Sheen at a party...
Winning!
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