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Cheeto in Charge!

A potential winning slogan that 45 should consider using for his presidential re-bid since it could get his popularity boosted.

I seriously think that the only way he will be re-elected is (a) if he uses the slogan, โ€œCheeto in Charge!โ€ and it seems like a joke, which of course he absolutely is, and (b) if all of it occurs in a tragic parallel universe!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

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Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo July 28, 2005


Cheeto Jack

(n., adv.) Giving/receiving a hand job with Cheeto residue on the business hand(s).

The first time I got a Cheeto Jack was after my babysitter and I shared a bag of Cheetos. When my mom discovered the Cheeto dust in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Underwear she about shit.

by Cheeto Jack1 January 10, 2013

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Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.

Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.

by gangar5599 May 28, 2017

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hot cheetos

VERY ADDICTIVE cheetos.....usually know as hot chips,cheetos,flaming hot cheetos...BELEIVE ME THEY ARE VERY ADDICTIVE.....I havent been able to stop eating them for about 6 yrs.

damm i need to stop eating hot cheetos!! doctord orders

by COUldnthnkof123 January 13, 2006

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Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and Iโ€™ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and Iโ€™ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural

Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!

by Cha0tic_Fire November 1, 2017


Cheeto Ho

A girl who will suck a dick for a cheeto.

She was definently a cheeto ho when she took him to the back for "snacks".

by Al Punkin November 6, 2009