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hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse
man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
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The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise
- The creamy finish you put in your partner in the fall or winter time; a festive cold weather cock-tail
“Last night, my girlfriend and I snuggled on the couch under some blankets. I had a beer, and she got some uppin cider.”
redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”
Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.
Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.
Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.
Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"
Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)