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hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse
man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
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The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise
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When someone takes a piss in your ass.
After I cam, she asked for a cup of cider.
An under age drinkers version of 'beer goggles'.
That girl I went with last night was horrible. I must have had the cider visor on.
Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
Someone who isn’t a real friend but sound to get pissed with