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The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid
Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
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When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker
Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.
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An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.
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When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.
"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."
"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"
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A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran
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is what you get when you sit a woman on a wicker basket and shave off whatever hangs through.
Plenty of examples of female circumcision to be seen on google images - don't try this at home.
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Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
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