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midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.
My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.
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When someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and shits in the hole.
Glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.
Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame
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Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.
"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".
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In the act of sex, when the women takes her breasts and claps the erect johnson, once johnson has been clapped the lil yogurt spitter is then grinded in the booty,after which the "juice" is applied to the hands of the women,and *clap*
-Jesus! she made a huge mess with my clapper
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place
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You have become sooo good at clapping butts that someone decided to put it in the urban dictionary
You were a butt clapper last nite.
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I've been such an ass clapper on this project it's due tomorrow
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A disability in which your balls can twist cutting off blood supply and causing excruciating pain, if not treated within a day (sometimes a matter of hours in severe cases) your balls can just die. Contrary to popular belief ADOLF Hitler didn’t in fact have this condition.
Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
James: “Did you hear about John with the twisty balls?”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
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