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a clothing company for children that produces appropriate, comfortable, and stylish clothes for both boys and girls.
Tom: I'm so cool, I wear Oshkosh stuff.
Bob: You mean the city?
Tom: No! The friggin' cool Oshkosh Clothing company!
And then, because Tom thinks he can do anything with Oshkosh clothes, he jumps off a cliff. And goes to the hospital.
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The act of foreplay in which an individual strips an article of clothing off another individual and repeatedly sucks on the article of clothing in order to stimulate endorphins or arouse one's self.
My significant other and I decided to be kinky and gave each other Clothes Jobs and sucked on each others clothes for hours
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A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
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When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
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A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
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Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.
Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!
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