Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

Cunt Clot

noun - a group, consisting of three or more persons, who are each individually acting like a giant cunt.

I was at my son’s soccer game, when a giant cunt clot emerged from a Mercedes-Benz SUV, talking badly about other player’s mothers.

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

Blood clots

The greatest rap group that ever existed. With the day of reckoners themselves: chooltz, ghetto child and J-Train.

The doctor said I have blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man

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snot clot

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).

She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.

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