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Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.

1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.

- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

by Del Addy February 23, 2011

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Clunge Jungle

Where a lady has an abnormally hairy clunge.

I just couldn't penetrate that Clunge Jungle!

by Hamish the Amazing January 2, 2009

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Clunge Plug

A tampon

It belongs in the Axe wound. The girl says to her friend "hey can i borrow a clunge plug to put in my axe wound , i seem to have run out"

by TinyTodger February 10, 2011


clunge dump

A woman's period

You getting any Jeff?
Not this week, Ann 's having a clunge dump

by Nested Elevator May 24, 2017


Clunge muncher

Someone who loves to munch Clunge ( Fanny )

Colby: Shut up Llyr you clunge muncher

Llyr: Fuck off Colby I’m not a Clunge muncher

Colby: Tell that to Chem Dell’s clunge Mr. OneLick

by DaveDorgans April 27, 2018


clunge fest

A group of fit young woman and teenage girls. Example. I'll find a hot tub full of fit girls it'll be a clunge fest. Clunge means vagina

Last night was great it was a proper clunge fest

by the banter October 9, 2014