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A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
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A person who licks ones asshole
You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner
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When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.
Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.
Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole