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to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen
Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?
everyone at the microlab gangbang did
Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.
My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.
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It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
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The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
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a zombie of mind when being on myspace for more than one hour or when people quit talking and/or replying to messages and comments
Chick: Man, I was in a myspace-coma for 2 hours last night!
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
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A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.
You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.
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