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Star replying with a “, ❤️” at the end of his dms
“Wow what a wonderful dm, ❤️”
Yam yam, comma heart
The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:
'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'
Email reply from Michelle
'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
when eyebrows are so over-plucked with tweezers so they're shaped and look like commas
*looking at photos from middle school*
Oh shit my comma brows looked so bad
From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking
No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand
A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.
B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas
A person who is writing(say a short story or an essay), but uses too many commas
Teacher: How many commas did you put in your short story?
Random Kid: 417.
Teacher: Don't be a comma whore!
when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever
i, have, comma fever, help, me,
N: The term for obscure but awesome musicians that have less than 1,000 monthly listeners on music streaming platforms.
Person 1: This song is a banger.
Person 2: I saw them play it live when they were a no commas band.