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(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo
Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*
The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you
Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan
A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses
"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"
When you make a commit in someone else's pull request. Similar to the Celebrity Shot.
Ben repeated some code in his latest pull request, so Derek just went ahead and fixed it with a celebrity commit
When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.
Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.
It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny
Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex
Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment