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emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson June 20, 2007

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sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

by MechaTC October 31, 2005

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Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 25, 2009

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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 12, 2010

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brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen April 21, 2011

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Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 7, 2011

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