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Coronavirus

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.

by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

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Coronavirus

The Chinese virus

-Donald trump 2020
Coronavirus

by Ilooklikeanelephant May 11, 2020

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Coronavirus

Why did this dude have to eat a bat? LIKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING EATING A STUPID BAT?!?! NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET SOME DANG TOILET PAPER AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MY SOCIAL LIFE I-

Coronavirus: Teehee Hi
Everyone: OH HECK TO THE NO

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 13, 2020

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Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.

I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

by RedZombie March 13, 2020


Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.

Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.

by James Headfield March 14, 2020

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Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are rightβ€”it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the β€œforeign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: β€œIf you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020

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coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

by @price5233 March 15, 2020

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