Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.

Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up

Reproductive cough

Coughing during sexual intercourse, making your partner get some of that good virus

A female tiger after a reproductive cough was tasted for cov2sars and she turned postive

Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

Cup Cough

Cup Cough - A sore throat or mild cough associated with sharing a bong with a person or group of people who have a cold. Generally subsides after 24 hours.

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Jimmy passed the bong without wiping the mouthpiece. Thanks to him, we all got cup cough.

Mating cough

A smokers chronic call for sex

Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.

Fuck-Cough

The act of faking a corona virus cough in order to make people leave you alone.

'These stupid customers wouldn't quit bugging me so I made them Fuck-Cough!'

cough-gasm

cough-gasm (v.) - a word which describes a cough that is immediately followed by an orgasmic-like moan. it is usually unintentional and very annoying. typically, over dramatic people will cough-gasm.

i could not concentrate on my final exam because the douche-bag behind me had a cough-gasm every 5 minutes.

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