Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

he could like get it

you would have sex with him

friend #1: did you see that guy?
friend#2: i did, he could like get it

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I could dig a pony

It means that you're cool with anything, you could dig anything right now.

"Where do you want to go to dinner?"
"I don't know, I could dig a pony."

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the little engine who could

a verry dirty book that is sexual in a non-violent way and a very subtle sexual book

"have you ever read 'the little engine who could?"
"yeah what a dirty book!"

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i could give a fuck

Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"

Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"

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I could care less

"I could care less" reminds the listener of your human compassion as an American. You are essentially telling him or her, "as you can tell from my clearly stated opinion, I do not care very much at all about this subject I am referring to. However, let us never forget that--if I wanted to--I could care even less." As we are sometimes prone to speak in hyperbole, e.g. "people who park crooked like that should be disembowelled and set on fire" (when a jail term would obviously suffice, given the spectre of rape), "I could care less" is an institutional phrase that compels us to remember our power must be tempered with mercy, which is expressed in the form of restrained indifference. Just as there is no real limit to justice/revenge beyond the constructs of liberal rhetoric, apathy is an abyss that must be skirted prudently. Without care, one could, without realizing it, become so indifferent to a subject that he or she neglects to even opine about it. On a large scale, this would threaten the core dynamic of what it is to be American: the unstoppable force of limitless guidance checked only by the immovable object of absolute unreceptivity to the guidance of others. "I could care less" is an enshrinement of self-discipline.

"I could care less but will not, for to care any less would render this subject unworthy of my spoken opinion."
--George Washington

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this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

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