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The act of swiping right on someone you know or may know on dating apps such as tinder/bumble
Chad: “Hey Sarah I matched with your friend Ashley on Tinder”
Selena: “Relax Chad it was just a courtesy swipe because she knows I know you”
When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
The polite gap in seating given by to people in the same row. Applies everywhere.
The fat idiot on the bus took up the courtesy seat between me and that other guy.
The thoughtful act of sticking your foot out from under the bed covers to release your stinky fart odour at the end of the bed, rather than let it seep into your partner's face. Particularly useful in a new relationship.
"I'm sorry lover, I have bubble bum tonight"
"Okay honey, please create a courtesy hole if you don't mind".
An intentional gag performed on a less than well-endowed male phallus to make one feel like an elite sexual performer and reach climax faster. Thus, ending the dreadful encounter.
Laqueefa - "I was blowing Nohung Lo abd totally had to throw in a courtesy gag to get that baby dick off. I am such a nice person".
The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction.
Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.
"Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"
"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone."
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A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.
Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.
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