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During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules
Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.
A person that is more creative at night.
Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(
When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.
Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.
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A creation that is not appreciated by the people.
Comeon! Give him a break, he just had a creative miscarriage.
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A sudden and true realization (of your own thoughts and truth) that usually occurs after smoking good weed or consuming large amounts of alcohol.
AFTER PARTYING ALL NIGHT WITH HIS FRIENDS; CHRIS EXPERIENCED "CREATIVE UNBLOCK" AND REALIZED HOW INSIGHTFUL HE REALLY IS.
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Intentional wrongdoing, especially on the part of a politician or other public figure - although not limited to them alone; well-thought-out mischief; criminal masterminding; the process of using invention to work in order to craft new methods of wrongdoing.
Certain politicians have gone above and beyond pedestrian politics and have become disciples of creative malfeasance.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
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A game your friend plays when he gets banned from fortnite by his mom
You: Are you gonna be on fortnite on the weekend
Your friend: Nah I can’t. But I’ll be on creative destruction
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