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the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.
gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!
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the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.
Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.
The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp
'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical
If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!
When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.
Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.
A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.