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Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
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When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.
My parents want me to do all these chores
Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?
Yea
A croatian cunt is the cunt from croatia
''So we're meeting this croatian cunt''
''Wow fam that's how a porno starts''
The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.
No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.