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A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral
The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light
Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons
a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama
Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you
A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."