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A shitty 90's car or truck driven by a mexican that has lowered suspension, an obnoxiously loud muffler, shitty chrome painted plastic parts, shitty chrome rims, a hood scoop, a wing on the back end, and an assortment of performance decals.
Wow that '94 Honda Civic that is falling apart, loud as hell, chromed out, and lowered is sure a Mexi Cruiser.
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a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.
wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.
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Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.
"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"
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The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.
Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.
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Providing moisture to a man's taint via tounge.
Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.
This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
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A wonderful mode of transportation. Insights pride in ownership in all Pt Enthusiasts.
I am a proud owner of a PT cruiser. I am not gay, I am a single female and love my car. The descriptions that are negative must be coming from people who have never experienced the pleasure of driving a car such as mine. I resent the negative comments as I have never talked bad about the car you choose to drive.
Pt drivers, thousands of us love to meet each other and talk about our cars. We have so much fun together at our rallies. We add modifications to our vehicles and yes we do embrace the retro look of our vehicles. We try to enhance that feature with our mods.
I did live in the Hot Rod Retro Era and this car takes me back to the good old days where cars were respected and not critised.
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