West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
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A racist term against the English.
See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again
A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
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When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
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so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.
" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"
When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.
Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"
Jerry: "I chew them, why?"
Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"