West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
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A racist term against the English.
See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again
A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
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When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
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The passive participant (aka โfuckeeโ) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : โPillow biterโ.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.
a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.
numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?
The gay version of a muff cruncher
"He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"