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Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010

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Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

by DR. DEL ONE January 25, 2008

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number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

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Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

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CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.

" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."

by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018


Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 18, 2019


Cancun Crunch

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.

There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!

by Spooney February 24, 2011