dag nammit

Its just a less blasphemous way of saying God dammit, it means exactly the same thing because it is the same thing. Its a bit like cockney rhyming slang.

Why are you all unable to see that this means God dammit!? Dag nammit!

Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

DAG act

"Dude and guitar" act. A solo vocalist accompanied by their own guitar.

This venue never has bands, they only hire DAG acts.

dag yo

A word that can be used in any situation, good or bad. One of the adaptable words known to man.

1. Dag yo, I heard theres a massive gangbang goin on in here.

2. Dag yo! (good)

3. Dag yo... (bad)

4. Dag yo, thats fucked up. (bad)

5. Dag yo, Im hungry!

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dag gummit

A word used when angry.

Dag gummit, I lost my wallet!

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bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

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Dag Nabit

A good word to use when angy as lightens the situation.

(steps on a squashed tomato, slips over banging their head on the floor. Gets up rubbing head.)"Dag Nabit, why did you put that damn thing there!"

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