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This is a amazing spectacular friend that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyanna: hey did your Kaitlyn from Home Depot come in yet?
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!
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The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.
It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.
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Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"
"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!
Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.
“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”
An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.
“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”