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When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.
Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.
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the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well
after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake
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Funny or unusual toys and/ or objects that teachers keep on their desks to amuse themselves or their students.
My second grade teacher had some really cool desk toys.
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any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
happens during school when a student is napping in class but can still hear the teacher talking. Hence dreaming what the teacher is lecturing about
When Mr. Smith was talking about WWII, I was desk napping about the exact same thing!
Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.
An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.
I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.