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The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.
The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.
The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.
Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.
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The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object
Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.
Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"
Neck down device says: Oh K
That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.
My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .
A super technological device is called an STD.
Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!
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A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!
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(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).
Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.
Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
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