fad diet

a popular diet used to lose as much weight as possible in as short amount of time.

did you hear about the latest fad diet? you can lose 50 pounds in only 2 days!

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diet goth

~~~definition of goth:
n.
1)A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
2)A performer or follower of this style of music.
~~~definition of diet/lite:
(lite) adj.
Having less substance
(diet) n.
A regulated selection of foods

*There for diet goth = emo*

like a goth is all dark, an emo isn't as dark as a goth so they are like diet goth like um diet coke it is like crappy coke.......i <3 emos no worries

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diet coke

A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.

I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight

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Diet Fresca

(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act nearly synonymous with a Fresca, but the female partner is of a smaller size than the male partner.

(n) "I'll take a Diet Fresca on the rocks" or "Diet Fresca tickles my throat"

(v) "I met this guy last night that I would love to Diet Fresca" or "We Diet Frescaed on your mom's breakfeast table"

(adj) "Only two words can describe that girl, Diet Fresca" or "That man has a bubble butt that is so Diet Fresca"

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aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

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blowjob diet

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

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BRAT diet

What to give someone (usually a kid) who has diarrhea:

-Bananas
-Rice
-Apple Sauce
-Toast

This should stop those frequent trips to the bathroom.

My kid's been sick for 3 days. I've been feeding him the BRAT diet so he won't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

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