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When you steal a girl from a guy who’s in the army.
I just fucked this bitch who’s dude was in the army...had to give him the veteran discount.
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To give someone something they want after they agree to have sex with you. Sorta like reverse seduction.
My girlfriend wanted to use my car but I didn't want to let her. I ended up giving her an ass discount and she took the car for a couple hours.
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To cut off all ten digits of one's hands/feet.
Hostile gangmember: Shut your mouth before I give you a 10% discount.
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How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
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When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.
- "Hey! I paid $10 more than her!"
- "She must have got the cute girl discount."
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What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)
"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."
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A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
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