Dish Bitch

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.

Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor

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dish-dash

slang for attire worn by arabic men suited for the desert and camel riding. It is a long flowing gown like garment with long sleeves and varying fashions regarding collars. This attire is commonly worn in places such as the UAE by the traditional Emirati people.

Bro, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut a hole in your dish-dash.

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Semen Dish

On a girls lower back, near their hips, where their back dips into what looks like a shallow bowl.

Dude, I pulled out and squirted it all over her back. It ended up collecting in the semen dish

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petri dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.

That bitch is a petri dish. Better come strapped, if ya know what I mean.

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dish water

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"

"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"

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being a dish

Cute, sassy and a little bit helpless; not in a sexual or intellectual way.
Sitting, waiting, watching what will come around my way next week.

In the morning after Election Day I will feel being a dish - no matter who's the winner!

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Angry Dishes

The anger when one adult in the household is doing dishes while another, who could be helping, isn't. Perhaps they're playing a video game, lying in bed, watching TV, or doing nothing that prevents them from helping with those dishes.

I thought I was going to break something on purpose when I was doing the Angry Dishes last night. Why couldn't she get up off the couch and help?

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