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Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!
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a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.
Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.
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Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!
Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
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A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."
Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.
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When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.
I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher
Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
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A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".
"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."
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